Shoot
the Moon
I can't
stand this common shit
Life's too fast for me
Everyone's trying so hard to impress
What is the real meaning of humanity
Morals
and Values are based upon
Your style of dress
Money in your pocket will become chump change
If we don't make any progress
Success
and Fitness are the trend of today
Infomercials keep us all in touch with modern
technology
Let's shoot
the moon!
Soon you
will be shopping
Without leaving your front fucking door
The cost of living is never going away
Jobs are fading and poverty is on the rise
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Closet
Monster
Hey mom,
Hey dad! Where's your kid
She's studying in the library like she said
She did, she always wore a pretty smile
Sitting in the classroom without denial
Do you remember telling her what to do
What you told her she would always do
Blushing, hiding from the truth
I know I should have told you about her
But now
it's too late what will you do
Your daughter's fat. digusting too
She has twelve kids, there's something even better
Every time the drinks get better
You swore
that you had her life planned
Go to college understand
Well, miss candy prom queen won't use her hands
I know I should have told you about her
At highschool
she was like a saint
Like pre-school children and finger-paints
Blushing, hiding, feeling shame
I know the story ends the same
At the
parties she would say
I wish I never felt this way
If I could start my life again
I wouldn't be a closet monster
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Drunk
Tank
I'm a member
of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me
Happy hour
is every hour seven days a week
Drinking is my game and I do it socialbly
Every night the same old thing
I get behind the wheel
I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill
Something's
wrong I'm waking up out on the
concrete floor
Hey, excuse me officer will you show me ot the door
I'll pay a fine and promise never again
And if I lose my job
I'll be a drinking by profession
I'll never
drink again
Lose my
license for a year is part of the consequences
Then enroll in A.A. witha ll my drinking friends
It doesn't matter, It's O.K.
There's no need for regrets
Because I know in no time I'll be there again
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Jocks
from Hell
There is
something I gotta say
I don't know why they act that way
They come inside disrupt the fun
I really wish I had a gun
They terrorize
my neighborhood
They tied my brother to thier hood
I know I'll get my way
When jocks from hell get blown away
They don't
smoke grass, or even drink
But after a game they really stink
JOCKS FROM
HELL get big real fast
I really wanna kick their ass
JOCKS FROM HELL get big real fast
Jocks from hell can kiss my ass
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Trouble
Walking
Had too
many cold ones to my head
The party's just begun the world's already spinning
I must be out of my mind
Because I'm scamming on a girl
Who looks like a guy
Just give
me another drink
It'll make my day, and give me satisfaction
I said, just give me another drink
It will make my day and give me satisfaction
Another
walk to the keg
My limit's passed, and my eyes are turning blood red
All these people make me lose my head
Hopefully all the stupid things I said will be forgotten
I don't
want to end up sleeping on someone else's couch
Wake up with your dog licking my face
Embarrassing shit I said
I don't want to have trouble walking
I can remember having trouble walking
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Give
me someone I can trust
Back in
the days of adolescence
I never heard what my parents had to say
Don't do this and do that well
In one ear and out the other
GIVE ME
SOMEONE I CAN TRUST
Several
opportunities have passed me by
You can say I'm a jack of all trades
I didn't take any of them seriously
What is gonna become of me
Yesterday
is gone, and soon tommorrow will be today
And it seems like only yesterday, I was sitting here with you
I'm not
very socialistic
And don't get out very much
I've never had anyone to turn to
Let alone someone I can trust
Everything
is dangerous
So watch your every move
Put away those negative thoughts
Because your clock is ticking too
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Empty
bottles
I think
its time I sit this last one out
Before I fall and make an ass of myself
We'll never learn until we see the other side
An open mind, we'll try to keep on holding out
Your at
a party the other day
And all your friends are there
No one's holding back
Is life that good or fair?
By two
A.M you're foaming at the mouth
Search the whole house
What did you find?
When we're
together it's electric lunacy
They the keg runs dry
The beer was free
Five minutes later there's an immediate reaction
There's no more alcohol so we must leave
Empty bottles.....
No one likes to find!
Empty bottles.....
Drunks can't cope with!
Empty bottles.....
Oh no! It's two a.m!
Empty bottles.....
A drunk man's hell!
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Fat
Randy
He's big,
fat, ugly, and mean
Too many beers and he's a shitting machine
Once he's drunk he likes to fight
Any fifteen year old in sight
Don't try
to run, don't try to hide
He'll steal your car without thinking twice
Stop the party, hide your shit
Because Fat Randy's in the house tonight
High school
parties are his thing
He drives up in his orange machine
He'll start fighting with his friends
Fat Randy gets you in the end
FAT RANDY
snuck in my house
FAT RANDY shit on my couch
FAT RANDY quiet as a mouse
FAT RANDY!, FAT RANDY!
I see Fat
Randy now and then
Driving around with a carload of friends
I see Fat Randy now and then
Driving around with a carload of friends
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Thrift
Shop Junkie
Everyday
wehn I go to school
People say I look like a fool
They don't like the way I dress
Hey!, I don't wear pants made by Guess
Plaid pants
aren't too funny
I bought them with yesterday's lunch money
Don't laugh at my pointed shoes
They only cost a $1.92
I don't
care
I'll be back there tommorrow
I won't drown in your sorrow
Maybe, I'll have enough for two
Maybe, I'll buy a pair for you!
Go ahead
and laugh
I won't get mad
This shirt used to be your dads
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Method
to this Madness
People
are always thinking too much
They make the rules
Ignorance ain't pretty in this cold, hard world
What if you don't have the answer to every question
Well, we're not spreading knowledge like a social infection
We're not
the ones
That want to change you or make you think
We're not the ones
To pressure you to change your ways
You go
to school six hours a day
You got a job that doesn't pay
Go out Friday night
You don't expect a lecture tonight
We got a radio vibe for fun
If you listen you'll be the one
Go home
skankin' tonight
Hoping it will make things right
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Construction
No matter
what color, we're all guilty of prejudice
No one cares about the children
No one cares about the future
We better realize our differences
Because deep inside we're all the same
(The time for change is now before we all self-destruct!)
If the
place where you came from is so superior
How would you know if you've never been there
There's nothing wrong with pride of heritage
Just rememeber your kind is not the only one
Ignorance
and hatred going hand in hand
Making you believe that you're the greater number
Tension all around you, staring you in the face
Turn the fire down before the pot boils over
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Nicotine
Fit
Wake up
in the morning
Tossing and turning all night
Your mind is shaking, feeling nothing went right
Your mind is pulsing and your eyes are blood red
There's one thing that I know can cure your aching head
If you
need a quarter
They you'll start pinching for change
And if you can't find a ride
You'll get there anyway
When you
were just a little kid
You thought that you'd be sneaky
Hiding with your friends
Sneaking a smoke as your parents drove away
You know they say crime pays
Act like
an asshole
Until there's smoke in your veins
You need a smoke before the end of the day
NICOTINE
FIT you on the rage you can't quit
NICOTINE FIT you haven't had a cigarette yet
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Land
of Misfit Toys
There's
an S.O.S. from the land of the misfit toys
It seems the kind's turning his army into No. 2 pencils
The other toys are really getting pissed
Someone better stop him before there's total anarchy
There was
a time, a day not long ago
When everyone was happy and the sun used to shine
But now those days are gone they're ready to revolt
Because he took their pieces and he stole their batteries
The toy
gun's pissed because he can't find a job
Off the market due to stupid fucking cops
We all need a hero in the land of misfit toys
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